How My Wonderful Sister Cheered Me Up On A Really Bad Day

From: Katy
Sent: Wednesday, 10 September 2008 11:17 AM
To: Amy

Hey – why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella?

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From: Amy
Sent: Wednesday, 10 September 2008 11:20 AM
To: Katy

Um...
I don’t know. Is that a legitimate enquiry or are you starting a really good joke?
I hope it’s a joke. What’s the punchline?

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From: Katy
Sent: Wednesday, 10 September 2008 11:22 AM
To: Amy

For drizzle!

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From: Amy
Sent: Wednesday, 10 September 2008 11:25 AM
To: Katy

Ohhhh! Shazam!

What is Snoop Dogg’s favourite tool?

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From: Katy
Sent: Wednesday, 10 September 2008 11:27 AM
To: Amy

What what?

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From: Amy
Sent: Wednesday, 10 September 2008 11:30 AM
To: Katy

Da chizzle!!

(Er... chisel...)

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From: Katy
Sent: Wednesday, 10 September 2008 11:31 AM
To: Amy

I like it.

What is Snoop Dogg’s favourite restaurant?

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From: Amy
Sent: Wednesday, 10 September 2008 11:36 AM
To: Katy

Ummmmmm... I don’t know, what!

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From: Katy
Sent: Wednesday, 10 September 2008 11:40 AM
To: Amy

Sizzle(r)!

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From: Amy
Sent: Wednesday, 10 September 2008 11:43 AM
To: Katy

Heh!! I like it.

Why does Snoop Dogg use conditioner??

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From: Katy
Sent: Wednesday, 10 September 2008 11:43 AM
To: Amy

Why?

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From: Amy
Sent: Wednesday, 10 September 2008 11:46 AM
To: Katy


Fo’ frizzle!

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From: Katy
Sent: Wednesday, 10 September 2008 11:47 AM
To: Amy


Damn that was good!

What did Snoop say when he tried on a pair of shoes?

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From: Amy
Sent: Wednesday, 10 September 2008 11:52 AM
To: Katy

Haha, it was wasn’t it.

I don’t know, what?

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From: Katy
Sent: Wednesday, 10 September 2008 11:55 AM
To: Amy


Thizzle do.

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From: Amy
Sent: Wednesday, 10 September 2008 12:06 PM
To: Katy

Ahahaha!

What does Snoop Dogg eat for dinner?

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From: Katy
Sent: Wednesday, 10 September 2008 12:07 PM
To: Amy


Do tell!

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From: Amy
Sent: Wednesday, 10 September 2008 12:08 PM
To: Katy


Spa-ghetto!

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From: Katy
Sent: Wednesday, 10 September 2008 12:20 PM
To: Amy


What is Snoop Dogg’s favourite food?

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From: Amy
Sent: Wednesday, 10 September 2008 12:22 PM
To: Katy


If it isn’t spa-ghetto then I just don’t know. That is a tough question. What is Snoop Dogg’s favourite food?

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From: Katy
Sent: Wednesday, 10 September 2008 12:24 PM
To: Amy


A rizzole

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From: Amy
Sent: Wednesday, 10 September 2008 12:37 PM
To: Katy

Ohhh, it’s obvious now really.

Why does Snoop Dogg have to run out for when he’s decorating his Christmas tree?

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From: Katy
Sent: Wednesday, 10 September 2008 12:41 PM
To: Amy


What?

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From: Amy
Sent: Wednesday, 10 September 2008 12:44 PM
To: Katy

Fo’ tinzzle!

(Did you geddit? Tinsel? Yeah.)

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From: Katy
Sent: Wednesday, 10 September 2008 12:48 PM
To: Amy


That was a good one.
Okay I have a lame one now.

Why did Snoop go to the bathroom...
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From: Amy
Sent: Wednesday, 10 September 2008 12:50 PM
To: Katy


Oh oh.
Why ever did Snoop go to the bathroom?

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From: Katy
Sent: Wednesday, 10 September 2008 12:52 PM
To: Amy


To pizzle.

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From: Amy
Sent: Wednesday, 10 September 2008 1:06 PM
To: Katy


Hehehe – I actually didn’t see that one coming.

Why didn’t Snoop want to eat his steak?

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From: Katy
Sent: Wednesday, 10 September 2008 1:08 PM
To: Amy


Why?

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From: Amy
Sent: Wednesday, 10 September 2008 1:09 PM
To: Katy

Because of da grizzle. (true story)

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From: Katy
Sent: Wednesday, 10 September 2008 1:51 PM
To: Amy


How did Snoop Dogg hurt his foot?

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From: Amy
Sent: Wednesday, 10 September 2008 1:52 PM
To: Katy


How? How did he hurt his foot?

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From: Katy
Sent: Wednesday, 10 September 2008 1:54 PM
To: Amy


He stood... on a thizzle.

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From: Amy
Sent: Wednesday, 10 September 2008 1:55 PM
To: Katy

Hehe.
I’m out. I have nothing else now. And the internet doesn’t either, because I’ve asked it. Do you mind if I blog these jokes? They’re brazilliant.

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From: Katy
Sent: Wednesday, 10 September 2008 1:59 PM
To: Amy


Please go ahead, and claim them all as yours. We have cake now, what fun!

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