The hilariousness of wit, and snorting.

This made me laugh out loud! I even snorted. Sometimes when I'm concentrating too hard (I know this happens to other people as well) I snort. Don't laugh! Doesn't that happen to you too? Oh you lie, it does so. You know, you're concentrating really hard on something, or you're walking quite quickly, or you're speaking too fast - and your throat kind of closes up a little bit and all of a sudden, you've just snorted! And you feel a bit silly, but it's all right, because everyone does it, but then why are they all looking at me strangely? And why are they laughing? And pretending that they weren't looking at me? But still lauging? Bah, hypocrites, the lot of you.